suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: canadad)

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jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

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rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

ch4ndra:

"Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?

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laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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oregonfairy:wildeles:


Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.

so it just suBMERGED ITS FACE THAT IS SO PRECIOUS
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